A bunch of suits just walked in. I think things are going down real soon.
Take off your pants!
hahahaha
I never wore any today.
Okay, then...put on a pair of bicycle shorts.
Just to remove them?
Seems obsolete, no?
I thought you came in with no pants on...and really...the only way one can trump a pantless man is to sport bicycle shorts.
Those shorts are probably more career limiting than a junk habit.
Dude, the only thing to trump bicycle shorts is the human wang. So I win
Did you just refer to a penis as a, "human wang?"
Are you wearing a Tandy t-shirt under your sweater vest?
No, I’m wearing a mesh t-shirt hand cut to just below my nipples.
I changed from a full mesh t-shirt because I looked like this walking around the office:
(See Above)
Here’s another idea...stumble out of your office shitter all sweaty and yell, "shitter's full!"
hahahaha
That worked well at the xmas party...so I’m sure it will go over well.
It’s one of those timeless office pranks.
I use it all the time.
Christmas vacation is definitely underrated for old comedies that still have a few laughs.
Any time a jam of the month club is given out, it's an instant classic in my books
Technically, i think it's a jelly-of-the-month club.
And it's the gift that keeps on giving all year long.
You know what else is the gift that keeps on giving?
Open cold sores.
As is a (Omitted) bound and locked in the truck of my car.
****I removed a word up there in Murphy's last comment as IP addresses are tracked and I don't feel like pointing the internet cops in his direction. I will though if I had to. I would sell him out like that if push came to shove. Shit, I would sell him out for a half eaten hot dog peeking out from underneath a bums sleeping bag in the sweltering city heat.
Don't judge me for having big dreams.
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This is appropriate office attire.
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