Random email thread # 1 - The Birth of a big white black man.

Murphy - I’d like to have sex behind an amplifier at this show:

18-JUL-09

ICE CUBE

SOUND ACADEMY

ALL AGES

$41.50

Michael - I'd like to be a fly on a glistening jheri curl backstage for this show.

Murphy - You're a racist.

Michael - You're a bigot.

Murphy - My bird is blacker than yours is!

Michael - Are you saying that because she's a baby mama? Who is the racist now?

Murphy - Out of bounds! Out of bounds! This thread = gold.

Michael - You know who would really love this thread? Your chick. I see Maury Povich casting calls in the near future!

***Edit - Please note that I am neither a racist nor a fan of the Maury Povich show. I had to make that clear. As for Murphy, this is him in all his glory.