Sham Wizzle

Vince Shlomi of Sham-Wow fame was busted last month for giving a Miami hooker a beat down.

"According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue."

Wonder if he used one to mop up the bloody mess?
Too obvious?
It's Monday morning. What do you want from me?

****On a unrelated note: I just witnessed a Nazi Skinhead purchasing a Grande Non-fat Latte from a Starbucks down the street. I have seen the new face of hate crime.