No shit, this is a real product bestowed upon us by the marketing geniuses at Burger King. Not one to take a back seat to the fashion industry the fast food giant made something that all walks of women desire.
It's the new Burger King Body Spray Cologne aptly named "Fire" (Body spray of seduction, with a hint of Flame-Broiled meat.)
Now you can hit up Richmond Street on Saturday night after the long drive from Woodbridge and slay the ladies with a dose of the all American Whopper. Splash it on your bathing suit area for full effect or go traditional and keep it on your neck.
Note to self: stop eating meat.
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