Tuesday, December 2, 2008

The end of days are upon us!


Can you believe this shit?

Okay, so it looks like the film industry wasn't content enough with the "block buster" post-Jim Carrey movie "The Son of the Mask." Lucky for us it seems they have found another one of his vehicles to piggy back. Ace Ventura Jr. or Ace Ventura 3 as it's aptly named will be unleashed on movie screens near you in the not too distant future.

Basically this appears to be a child version of the original with the introduction of his son taking on the Pet Detective family business. Think the fat kid from Goonies with a huge Coif (see above)

If this movie makes more than $5 Million in box office sales I will practice celibacy from here on in. This way I am not at risk of having a child down the road who begs to drag me to movies of this caliber.

I know, I know....I'm no fun.

No comments: